Hello all you sexy, single bachelors in search of your Valentine's Day sweetheart! It's me, Piper and do I have the perfect V-Day treat for you! Peanut Brittle...and my love!
Picture this, it's Feb. 14th, 7:30pm, the lights are low, some easy jazz is playing on my clock radio and I'm wearing nothing but my new silk robe from Mervyn's. I'm ready for commitment...and I'm also ready for babies. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm pregnant and walk around with a pillow in my shirt. Are you hot yet? No? Well, how about this...I spoon feed you breast milk I bought online (http://www.wakemed.com/body.cfm?id=135) while we watch old episodes of Sea Quest DSV, you like that? Oh yeah, I thought you did you sexy baby...I mean man, you grown man! I'm not trying to entrap you into having a baby with me. Really, I'm just putting it out there, in case you're interested. It's up to you.
And for dessert...PEANUT BRITTLE!
Wishing you the best Valentine's Day ever! I've never had a valentine, so hopefully this year is the magic year!
Hugs and Butterfly Kisses!
Piper
Easy-Peasy Peanut Brittle!
1 c. sugar
1/2 c. karo light corn syrup
1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tbsp. butter
1 c. skinned peanuts
Mix sugar and corn syrup together in a medium sized bowl. Microwave on HIGH for 4 minutes.
Stir in peanuts and microwave on HIGH for 4 minutes. While peanuts are cooking, mix together vanilla, baking soda and butter.
Add vanilla, soda and butter into peanut mixture and stir quickly to mix thoroughly.
Pour onto a greased cookie sheet and let cool completely.
Break into pieces and serve!
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8 comments:
this is hilarious!!! Give this girl a sitcom, I SAY!
oh my god you crack me up!
Annie Mebane + Rebecca Johnson = Always a winning combo!
Hysterical! Laugh out loud funny!
Love,
Jacqui
Piper you little vixon I don't know what is more important the fact that I love peanut brittle or the fact that you scare me a little. Keep working on the cookin!
"...or I will find you and I will end you"
Too funny!
I love it. Piper is the composite of all the red heads I am attracted to...God I need help...!!!! Theres got to be a pill for my terrible disease..I mean they have a pill for toe nail fungus don't they?
Brilliant Piper. I'm a big fan of yours.
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